Last night aboard

To day is get off the ship day. An early breakfast and a whole lot of hurry up and wait. It is almost 10:00AM and they re already an hour late getting people off so I think it will be a short day in San Juan for us. Glad we don't have any thing planned.

Last night we took in the final show and the cruise director gave us a list of the top ten questions they have had over the last fifteen years. A couple of them don't mean any thing unless you have taken a cruise, but the rest I can see people asking. So here they are,

1 Why doesn't my microwave doesn't work? (its the safe)
2 Is it fresh water or salt water in the toilet? ( who cares )
3 Does the ship have cable TV? ( there's a little guy at the back of the ship letting th cable in and out)
4 q)Do the pools have fresh or salt water in them
   a)salt water
   r)  Oh that is why there are waves in them then
5 Does the crew sleep on board?
6 I can't get into my cabin there is a Do Not Disturb sign in the lock
7 Does the sea air make clothes shrink?
8  I asked for a sea view . So why do I have a view of a parking lot? ( asked before they left port)
9  What happens if I flush the toilet when I am sitting on it. ( unless you have been there)
10 What religion are the people with the patch behind there ear (maybe they pray to the porcelain god)

Our dinner table mates

Good by Coconuts